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Shark Coochie Board

Shark Coochie Board

Our Shark Coochie (charcuterie) Board brings a playful bite to your next party spread. Shaped and carved to echo a shark theme, it is a conversation starter before you ever lay down the first slice of salami.

We machine the board from quality wood, sand it smooth, and condition it for food use, giving you a sturdy surface for cheeses, cured meats, and snacks. Want to lean into the humor even more? We can engrave a name, phrase, or party date, and send you a proof so the joke lands exactly how you want.

It is ideal for housewarmings, bachelorette parties, or anyone who enjoys a tongue-in-cheek take on traditional charcuterie. When the food is gone, it still looks great hanging or resting on the counter.

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